Like the Biblical character Lazarus who was resurrected by Jesus Christ, Premiere Jeweller practically “rose from the dead” and celebrated her umpteenth [ 86th? ] birthday in characteristically grand style at her palatial North Forbes Park residence…
A few days before, the three caterers contracted for the event presented their sample menus to her… She had a stellar reputation to uphold: her Table boasted the Best of Everything in a neighborhood where Everyone was the best of everyone else…
“Ano yan???!!!” She screeched.
“Ano yang mga walang-katapusang salad na yan??? At ano naman ang akala niyo sa mga bisita ko… mga kambing???!!!”
*LOLSZ!!!*
Also a few days before, the high society florist contracted by her children, currently the most fashionable one in town, presented their proposals of floral arrangements to her…
“Ano yan???!!!” She screeched.
“Cactus???!!! At ano naman ang akala niyo sa bahay ko… desierto???!!!”
“Eh ano kung “Magnolia” yang mga yan??? Mukha silang mga ***** ng baka!!!”
“Nakuuuuu… mga halamang pang-mahirap, mga halaman sa tabi-tabi ng zigzag!!!”
“Gusto ko yung mga bulaklak sa mga royal weddings abroad… mga malalaki at mahahabang orchids… hindi yang mga baging-gubat na mga yan!!!”
*LOLSZ!!!*
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During the height of the Marcos Era, when the Blue Ladies of Madame Marcos were all influential, anything and everything they wanted could be done…
Premiere Jeweller and Grand Manila Heiress attended an elegant jewelry exhibit opening at a top hotel but they did not like the “contemporary” cocktail spread, so off they went… to the hotel’s European fine dining restaurant, then Manila’s most beautiful and most elegant “high society” restaurant.
“All of a sudden, I have a craving for ‘Sweet & Sour Pork’… ” Grand Manila Heiress admitted to Premiere Jeweller.
“Well, we will make them cook ‘Sweet & Sour Pork’ for us!!!” insisted Premiere Jeweller.
At a European fine dining restaurant???
“You know, I also have a craving for ‘Chicharon,’ for ‘Chicharong may Laman’!!!” admitted Grand Manila Heiress.
“Sounds good!!! You know, Tony Flo*rendo [ Davao’s richest industrialist ] has the best “Chicharong may Laman’!!!” suggested Premiere Jeweller.
Grand Manila Heiress summoned her secretary: “Call Mr. Tony Flo*rendo [ Davao’s richest industrialist ] and tell him to please send more ‘Chicharong may laman’ and’ plain Chicharon’ to Mrs. C******** and Mrs. O***** here… as soon as possible!!!”
At a European fine dining restaurant???
“They wouldn’t have ‘Mangga at Bagoong’ here, would they… ???” whispered Grand Manila Heiress.
*LOLSZ!!!* 😛 😛 😛