This is an absolutely hilarious story from the august annals of one of Manila’s most venerable Spanish and Chinese mestizo families… It happened in the late 1960s, but it is a truly modern classic…
“Tita” [ as in “Auntie” ] was leaving for New York City to visit with her relatives.
“Tita’s” several naughty teenage nephews and nieces learned of her trip and decided that they wanted to send something very special and very nice to their teenage cousins in New York.
So the teenagers lovingly baked several brownies. With lots of American “Hershey’s” Chocolate, mind you [ it was the 1960s and you couldn’t get French “Valrhona” yet 😛 ]. Also with plenty of chewy cashew nuts [ more readily available than the standard American walnuts and almonds ]. And in the true tradition of 1960s love & peace, they lovingly added generous, heaping tablespoons of crushed marijuana leaves to them to make them even more deliriously delicious.
And thus, the delicious brownies were ready for their trans-Pacific trip…
Amidst “besos y abrazos” [ kisses and embraces ] from the entire clan, “Tita” left for the United States at the MIA Manila International Airport. And because she knew that the brownies had been specially baked by her nephews and nieces for their cousins, she lovingly handcarried them, all eight delicious boxes of them.
The final flight to New York was not full, so “Tita” was able to put the eight boxes of brownies on the window seat beside her aisle seat. The beguiling aroma of the brownies wafted to “Tita’s” nostrils, and she was just so tempted to have a little bite, but she remembered her nephews and nieces who would be so very happy to receive their brownies from their Manila cousins…
Just an hour away from New York, the beguiling aroma continued wafting to “Tita’s” nostrils, and she finally relented to her big urge to have one teensy-weensy bite of the brownies…
She opened one box, took one slice, and ate it. It was really delicious!!! “Tita” wondered where the nephews and nieces had gotten that wonderful recipe!!!
And because “Tita” was a very proper lady, she cordially offered all her co-passengers in first class her delicious brownies…
… She also offered all the stewardesses and the pursers in the cabin. She generously gave half a box for one stewardess to bring to the captain in the cockpit…
But just a few minutes later, “Tita” felt dizzy. Very dizzy. And so did the other passengers in first class. And so were the stewardesses and the pursers…
They were all “high” from the marijuana brownies…
*LOLSSSZZZZZ!!!*
Poor “Tita”!!! Upon arrival at the John F. Kennedy Airport, she was taken by the airport police and subjected to a full body search for… drugs!!! Poor woman, even her “rear” was not spared!!!
When word got to Manila about what happened to “pobrecita” “Tita,” her several naughty nephews and nieces made a big show to their parents of being very worried about her, but among themselves they just laughed, laughed, and laughed endlessly!!!
Poor “Tita”!!!
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There are two sides to this tale: one side of the clan insists that “Tita” was really taken for a ride by her drugged-out nephews and nieces.
But the other side of the clan insists that “Tita” was really “into it” [ substance abuse ] and that she really had it coming… 😛
Whatever “Tita” was, her “Brownie Booboo” is one great story!!! Bwahahahahah!!! 😛 😛 😛