Insouciant Heiress and her three friends spent three days at a well – known “wellness spa” in Lipa, Batangas to “detoxify” themselves…
And so, after three days of really “clean living” that cost them tidy sums, the four heiresses were ready to return to the toxicity of city living…
But at the turn of the highway in Santo Tomas, Batangas, Insouciant Heiress turned to her three friends at the back of the Land Rover, made a naughty look, flashed her wicked smile, and blurted out: “I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU GIRLS… BUT I’M GOING TO ‘ROS* & G*ACE’ AND I’M EATING ‘BULALO’!!!”
And the three agreed in succession…
“I WANT ‘CRISPY PATA’!!!” squealed the first friend.
The second friend gurgled: “ME, ‘LECHON KAWALI’!!!”
“I’M DYING FOR ‘KARE-KARE’!!!” drooled the fourth.
“YYYUUUMMMEEE!!!” giggled the four heiresses simultaneously.
So they made a quick left turn to one of those famous “bulalo” joints along the Batangas highway…
So much for “detoxification”!!! Bwahahahahah!!! 😛 😛 😛
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Another funny story was when Insouciant Heiress was at the “wellness spa” again, the next time against her will. She had to accompany some colleagues as she was the president of their organization. She looked up to the sky in sheer boredom as she did her exercises: One, two, three, ack! One, two, three, eck! One, two, three, ick! … It did not help that she espied boxes of “McDonald’s,” “Jollibee,” “KFC,” “Krispy Kreme,” etc. in the trash bins and behind the hedges surrounding the villas. The more she looked up to the sky…
She was having an impossibly healthy lunch in the dining area when a familiar chopper noisily whirred in… Her aunt accompanied by her first cousin — Grand Manila Heiress and Politician Heiress — swept in to have a look at this latest “healthy” diversion of Manila’s chichi set…
Grand Manila Heiress took one look at the strictly vegetarian menu offerings and frowned… “I am NOT a rabbit!!!” She flatly declared to her niece Politician Heiress and to anybody who cared to listen. She nudged her assistant to rush back to the chopper which was supposed to leave them at the “wellness spa” for the weekend and prevent it from leaving as she would immediately board it again… back to Makati!!!
*LOLSZ!!!* 😛 😛 😛
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At a big family reunion of Grand Manila Heiress’ maternal side, the latter’s mother did not only belong to the usual one branch of the family, nor two, nor even three, but to an incredible four branches!!! That was because there were several intermarriages between first cousins in previous, successive generations. Therefore, Grand Manila Heiress’s family were each wearing 4 ribbons of different colors.
Grand Manila Heiress and her niece Insouciant Heiress studied the great big family tree on display. For the first time in their lives, they clearly saw the several intermarriages of their ancestors that led up to their present line…
Wondering aloud, Grand Manila Heiress quipped dryly: “No wonder our family is a bunch of kooks and krazies, and asthmatics to boot!!!”
Hahahah!!! What did she think???!!!
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To cap all the talk about “wellness,” Insouciant Heiress remembered the time when her aunt, Grand Manila Heiress, was diagnosed with emphysema. The serious medical condition was attributed to the latter’s [ occasional ] cigarette smoking…
Grand Manila Heiress declared: “I never really enjoyed smoking. It just… looooooked gooooood!!!” and proceeded to recall her fashion shoots wearing fabulous dresses by Manila’s top couturiers — Ramon Valera, Salvacion Lim-Higgins, et. al. — with her right hand usually holding a long tar guard with the ubiquitous cigarette.
*LOLSZ!!!* 😛 😛 😛