[ This true story was related by a cousin at a Valdes [ Pampanga ] clan Reunion 2012 planning lunch last Saturday at Serge and Salie Naguiat’s chic La Vista home and it got everybody laughing, so I want to share it with you, my friends… ]
A chichi cousin and her expensive D.I. [ dance instructor ] attended the usual weekday ballroom dancing night at the Makati Sports Club. Seated among her ballroom dancing friends at their table was an equally chichi friend with an unfamiliar, but goodlooking and well-groomed, D.I. …
“I want you to meet my new D.I., Aga…” equally chichi friend introduced her new D.I..
Chichi cousin watched her equally chichi friend with the new D.I. as they whirled around the dance floor… Chichi cousin’s curiosity was piqued because the new D.I. seemed strangely familiar, but she could not remember when or where she met him…
“You know… I know you… We’ve met before… But I don’t remember when or where… !!!” she told the new D.I., trying to establish a connection.
The new D.I. replied politely and sweetly: “Opo naman, Ma’am, natatandaan ko kayo… Ako po si Agapito, naging driver niyo po ako noong 2009. Hindi na po ako nakabalik sa inyo kasi namatay po ang tatay ko sa probinsya…”
Chichi cousin rolled her eyes. From ‘Agapito’ to ‘Aga,’ from driver to D.I.!!!
Bwahahahahah!!! 😛 😛 😛