Comedy relief: To quiche or not to quiche

Two young ladies, all made up and with straight-from-the-beauty-parlor-hair wearing fake branded clothes, fake branded bags, and fake branded shoes, with all the naked ambitions in the world, walked into a chic cafe…

The waiter handed them the menu…

“I’m going to have ‘KEEECH.'”  ordered the first.

“Hoy, it’s not ‘KEEECH’!!!  It’s…   ‘KOOOWEEESH’… !!!”  corrected the second condescendingly.

???!!!~!@#$%^&*()_+!!!???

Both wrong!!!  Bwahahah!!!   😛   😛   😛

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9 Comments

  1. Julio Ledesma Arenas said,

    August 10, 2011 at 1:08 am

    it’s Ka.L^urh.key with a drawl if you wish. consonants tripping all over themselves ka.L^or.kah, derivatives of the root can be used. Id do this and at the most inappropriate moment to provoke a ?Que Horror! echoed thrice.. its like when they used to play panggingue i hope i got that right and they’d all be muttering the same things when commenting on something or someone just like muttley but w reverb.

    Yo WAIT! Ako na order she’ll have the kwah-sha, oo parang say mo porsha nila,_ ganun Me?! ah a sec.. monday tuesday, pwede- Ill have the soou-fffhla- 00 ako yung tostado kelangan me dimple sagitna wag yung parang lobo- hindi!! I will not get full dapat lubog and yes tell Sheff that I want Troff- yes from provans yung kinukuha ng mga baboy yun. tostado rin.

    Beverage– ako na lola; my lola ever and I will have juice- Yes Iced Tea ung sa Island coast ahhh LANGg Islands yes! juicekoday? LOngh Islands Ice tea JUICE ok? Got it ? git! haaaay kalurkey magorder dito leche! basta asar ka leche kaagad talon mga tao. I told you it ez as kek.

    The first time i heard something like this- way way milder- same not quire as exagged cubed; but it certainly felt that way the first_ I almost snorted my coke, in fact I did. Coke light. I didnt know whether to belch sneeze swallow cough or choke- pretty much all of the above thank God for large linen napkins & handkerchiefs. Believe it or not wasnt even here it was in Manhattan. The waiter WAS pinoy Diaspora nga eh.

    Like I told Assunta, till age three we had chinese amahs from Shanghai now we are the amahs to the world. In time- like in all things
    this too shall come to pass. Imagine Yankees in the continent circa the mid 19th- early 20th. Just like Molly Brown at the Titanic. Classic.
    Festina lente indeed.
    make Haste slowly

  2. Bing Abad said,

    August 5, 2011 at 11:30 am

    is it “kalurky” or “kalurkEy” (as what that DJ Nicole Hiyala would say)?

  3. jaime marquez tayag said,

    August 4, 2011 at 1:18 am

    Asquerosas!

  4. August 3, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Presy:

    You’re sooooo hip and you’re in faraway D.C.!!! “Kalurky” indeed!!!

    Cheers!!!

    Toto Gonzalez

  5. August 2, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    smiley:

    Please be reminded:

    From now on, comments with no real names, no email addresses that can be confirmed, and no reliable identity checks will no longer be allowed.

    Please upload your comment again with the pertinent information.

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  6. Presy Guevara said,

    August 2, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Per new parlance: Kalerki sila. Hehehe.

  7. Paz Atienza said,

    August 2, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    Bwahahahahahahahaha….. Gee, characters of their kind are mushrooming everywhere. Even in church…May mga ganyan!

  8. Myles Garcia said,

    August 1, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    Maybe it was “Kitsch L’orayne” on the menu that day?

  9. Presy Guevara said,

    August 1, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Laughable indeed. There is no substitute to good education and proper breeding combined.


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