Comedy Relief: “Viagra”

This also knocked our socks off during a dear friend’s birthday dinner tonight at a Chinese seafood restaurant…

Elderly government official was on an official trip to New York City when he developed a serious medical condition and had to be hospitalized at the New York-Presbyterian.

Within the hour, all the members of his family living in the four corners of the world had already been informed.  They all wept because they knew it was the beginning of the end…

Everybody made plans to fly to New York City ASAP to be with him…

Elderly wife arrived, and so did eldest son, and eldest daughter, and so on and so forth.

A meeting with his attending doctors was hastily arranged, so that the family would know the exact status quo…

The doctors explained:  “In plain and simple words, he has had an overdose of ‘Viagra.’  Please tell him, nay insist, that he must not use it without his attending doctor’s instructions…”

“‘Viagra’ lang pala ang problema!!!  Nasobrahan lang pala!!!”  screeched the various family members.

*LOLOLOLSSZZZ!!!*

Harharhar!!!   😛   😛   😛

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3 Comments

  1. Nani Sy said,

    April 26, 2010 at 12:32 am

    Hi Toto! Is this a true story? Because it somehow fits the bill of what happened to a former press secretary last 2008. Except the official reason given for his hospitalization was “food poisoning” 😉

  2. April 25, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    Believe it or else………….. very intelligent but horny aging socialite decided to try “Viagra” on herself. There was a stiffening all right……. guess where……she too, had to go to MMC’s emergency room……….. classic Pinay story………

  3. Paz Atienza said,

    April 24, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    This reminds me of the story of “General Lavabo.” Well, he earned that monicker after he was caught in a very embarrassing incident (or should I say accident). Apparently, the sexually active general was so turned on by a PYT who was given to him as a “gift” that he wanted to prove his sexual prowess with her by not doing it in the bed but, in (of all places) the bathroom counter of his hotel room. The marble counter unfortunately was not as “solid” as it appeared to be that it gave in just as general and PYT were doing their thing. As it caved in, the lavabo crushed with it too. Water gushed everywhere causing a lot of flooding. When the hotel maintenance was called, they had every reason to conclude that the freak accident was caused by something “unusually exciting ” after seeing the nervous general and his shaken PYT.


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