Comedy Relief: Senior Citizen discount card

This really knocked our socks off during a dear friend’s birthday dinner tonight at a Chinese seafood restaurant…

An elderly government official had lunch with his PYT pretty young thing at a posh [ 5 star ] hotel restaurant.

Elderly government official decided that he and his PYT pretty young thing would have a little “love in the afternoon” in the hotel after their lunch.

The next day, the hotel called up the elderly government official’s landline to inform him that he had left his senior citizen discount card at the hotel’s registration desk.  The elderly government official’s elderly wife answered the call and said that she would fetch the card after lunch.

After lunch, elderly government official’s elderly wife went to the 5-star hotel, to the registration desk, retrieved her husband’s senior citizen discount card, and inquired about his recent charges.  Realizing what had happened even before hotel staff could explain, elderly wife abruptly stopped all inquiries and walked out of the hotel with her dignity intact.

It wasn’t the first time he had left his senior citizen discount card “somewhere compromising” so she just sighed…

*LOLOLOLSSZZZ!!!*

Post Script:  Isn’t that the height of sexxxy:  “My hot young chick and I would like to get a room… so here’s my senior citizen discount card…”

WTF???!!!

Harharhar!!!   😛   😛   😛

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3 Comments

  1. Presy Guevara said,

    February 25, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    You can add this thread to the current motto of Dept. of Tourism.

  2. Nona Pimentel said,

    February 25, 2012 at 2:51 am

    Larry Leviste,
    Yes we can have power bill discounts so long as you don’t consume more than 200 kilowatts (I think) per month, am not sure how much…..and in any case it is only 5% .

  3. April 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    MY mom and dad whip out their Senior discount card any chance they get, it’s definitely a Pinoy THING. If only we could apply these cuts to our POWER bills.


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