Stand by Me

Ah, the usual “pecadillos”…

Very Famous Heiress Actress’ Very Famous Basketball Player Husband was discovered to be canoodling with a certain “Esperanza” in one cubicle of a famous and chichi dermatological clinic.  The nationwide news even included the sordid details that He enjoyed oral sex and that His favorite sexual position was “doggy style.”  Oh, how “the usual”!!!  Who doesn’t enjoy oral sex???  And how many non-injurious sexual positions are there anyway???

So, what’s new???  It wasn’t as if Very Famous Basketball Player Husband was discovered to be canoodling with Another Very Famous Basketball Player.  That wouldn’t be exciting at all.  It would be really new if Very Famous Basketball Player Husband was caught canoodling with The Basketball itself.  Now, We’ve never heard of that before.

It is very Big News in this country which, sadly enough, prizes Scandals and Disasters much more than honest, solid achievements.

Very Famous Heiress Actress appeared on her TV show as expected, shedding enough tears to inundate Boracay island, and declared that She would stand by Her Very Famous Basketball Player Husband.

Well said.

As far as I’m concerned, he was just getting his rocks off.  Men are like that, with so much excess sexual energy.  Of course, The Ladies will hang Me for saying this, but it really doesn’t mean that just because your husband or your boyfriend had sex with another woman he’s already betrayed you, doesn’t love you anymore, and is leaving you behind.  More often that not, he just wanted to casually taste something new, like a new brand of hamburger or doughnut.  Just that.  Very often, as His Wife or His Girlfriend, you’re on an unseen but palpable emotional pedestal that He’s not about to knock down.  One orgasm with some other lady isn’t going to do it.  Perhaps two.

But then, there are also the incorrigible womanizers.  Let’s not get into those.  We have a lot of devastatingly goodlooking satyrs in the family.  Take your pick.

I know I sound amoral and I am.  I’ve seen too much in my forty years to be anything but pessimistic, sarcastic, and cynical.  Realistic, actually.   I am pragmatic like the most intelligent members of my family.  We don’t get into morals and analytical whathaveyous.  There’s just no time for it.

I think Very Famous Heiress Actress is destined for A Life through which Many Men Shall Pass.  Not a Bad Deal really.  Look at Elizabeth Taylor and all those other Hollywood celebrities.  Very Famous Heiress Actress’ gay friends would kill for such a life.  And, surprisingly enough, several other Very Famous Actresses, even those whom we think “have it all”…  *wink*



  1. l*ding said,

    August 31, 2008 at 11:38 am

    hijo toto, it was that san miguel commercial 2 years ago. kr*s was driving a red ferrari with this hot british-filipino guy named derek ramsay on the passenger seat. i am a marcos friend but i also admire the aquinos. if the 1970s was a marcosian decade, the 80s was an aquino decade, the 90s was fvr, and the 2000s is gma. the 2010s could be define by m*r ro*as if he wins the presidency ( my fingers crossed now ). i hope he wins, he’s the most eligible to become president. his mother, the laid-back j*dy ar*neta-ro*as will, in her own words: “popondohan ko ang campania ni m*r with our hard-earned money” ( how lovely is that coming from his biggest fan, his mother! ) i wonder how much the f*reses will contribute with their medical and gastronomic money… nice.

  2. August 31, 2008 at 9:42 am


    You’re obviously an ardent Kr*s Aq*ino fan.

    With your nickname, we all would think you are a Marcos loyalist and a diehard fan of the Marcos ladies!!! Shame on you???


    Toto Gonzalez

  3. l*ding said,

    August 31, 2008 at 9:32 am

    on kr*s aq*ino:

    she’s one hot lady!

    when the san miguel commercial was shown, it catapulted her to the stature of manila’s most famous socialite! she eclipsed a million times the likes of samant*a eduq*e., celin* l*pez, maricris zob*l, j*mby m*drigal, k*tkat zob*l, tes*a pr*eto valdes, ch*chu m*drigal eduq*e, n*na garcia, rosan*e pr*eto, b*a valdes, cla*dia b*rmudez, g*ita f*res, bianca ar*neta, ma*mai coj*angco, nik*i pr*eto-t*odoro, m*rit y*chengco and other socialites with that ad. her star shone 100,000 luxes!!!

    the ad was set in a “hacienda.” the red ferrari in the middle of a “hacienda” was one surreal scene that will be a classic in the future! the roar of the ferrari in the middle of nowhere was television at its finest!!!

  4. March 28, 2007 at 3:10 pm


    Thank you.

    Feel free to print this in your blog. We’re online to share. 🙂

    Toto Gonzalez

  5. Sammy said,

    March 28, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Love your version on this scandal! May I reprint this in my blog for my own circle of friends?

  6. February 26, 2007 at 9:39 am


    Thank you!!!

    Unfortunately, Anything that Very Famous Heiress Actress Does strikes Everyone as Very Funny.

    Toto Gonzalez

  7. Evenstar said,

    February 26, 2007 at 4:33 am

    The funniest take on this cataclysmic incident ever.

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