Comedy Relief: “Entresuelo”

Gonzalez libido is legendary.

The Family is not generally athletic, but they are certainly athletes in bed.

Universidad Central de Madrid and Universite de Paris-educated Don Dr. Joaquin [ Lopez ] Gonzalez y de los Angeles [ o 1854 – + 1900 ] and his Chinese mestiza heiress wife Dona Florencia Sioco y Rodriguez [ o 1860 – + 1925 ] lived in an elegant mansion in Barrio Sulipan, Apalit, Pampanga.  They had ten sons, nine of whom lived to maturity:  Fernando, Jesus, Emilio, Augusto, Octavio, Virgilio, Francisco Javier, Bienvenido, Joaquin, and Fausto.

Don Joaquin died of peritonitis on 21 September 1900.  His widow, Dona Florencia, singlehandedly took on the task of raising their nine surviving sons and educating them in the best universities in Manila and abroad.

Sexual awakening came early and the boys had a literal harem with the many household servants.  One sensual dusky beauty had experienced all of the young studs except for the one who grew up with his Rodriguez spinster aunts in Bacolor, and who later became a university president.

Dona Florencia was a very intelligent lady and a strict disciplinarian.  She knew what was going on and did not condone it in the slightest.  She took concrete steps to prevent the debauchery.

One night, hearing a slight noise outside her room, she rose and followed it down the staircase to the “entresuelo.”  There, She heard squeaks and the breathless panting of a young man.  She instantly knew that it was one of her sons.  By the light of the moon, she saw the coosome twosome in “flagrante delicto.”  She took her whip and struck the buttocks of the young man, who was busy humping.

“Mama!!!” he cried out “Saguli na mu pu!!!  Saguli na mu pu!!!”  [ “Mama!!!  Just a little more!!!  Just a little more!!!” ]  And he continued to hump…

She kept striking him:  “Tucnang na ca!!!  Tucnang na ca!!!”  [ “Stop it!!!  Stop it!!!” ]

He cried “Aaahhh!!!” as he achieved orgasm.

And She literally dragged him up the stairs by the ear and threw him into the bedroom as his other brothers laughed and laughed.  She admonished her other sons not to further engage their household servants in their sexual activities.

But it kept on happening anyway.  Men always think with their “little heads,” don’t they???

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7 Comments

  1. addie said,

    October 3, 2008 at 7:57 am

    all i can say is, OH MY GOD!!! lol

  2. March 12, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    Your entries are informative and funny. I really enjoy your blogs Tito Toto : )

  3. Nikki Ballesteros said,

    March 12, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    My God!!!, this is so hilarious!!! lolzziz!!!

  4. December 14, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    xxxx:

    *applauds*

    Toto Gonzalez

  5. xxxx said,

    December 14, 2006 at 3:01 am

    If my Papa ever hears this story he would have clapped his hands with glee and tell my mother to leave it be. At least the boy’s straight.

  6. December 11, 2006 at 5:25 am

    admin:

    From venerable old people. *lolsz!* 😛

    Toto Gonzalez

  7. admin said,

    December 10, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    My God Toto! Where do you get these stories? Haha!


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