Ah, the usual “pecadillos”…
Very Famous Heiress Actress’ Very Famous Basketball Player Husband was discovered to be canoodling with a certain “Esperanza” in one cubicle of a famous and chichi dermatological clinic. The nationwide news even included the sordid details that He enjoyed oral sex and that His favorite sexual position was “doggy style.” Oh, how “the usual”!!! Who doesn’t enjoy oral sex??? And how many non-injurious sexual positions are there anyway???
So, what’s new??? It wasn’t as if Very Famous Basketball Player Husband was discovered to be canoodling with Another Very Famous Basketball Player. That wouldn’t be exciting at all. It would be really new if Very Famous Basketball Player Husband was caught canoodling with The Basketball itself. Now, We’ve never heard of that before.
It is very Big News in this country which, sadly enough, prizes Scandals and Disasters much more than honest, solid achievements.
Very Famous Heiress Actress appeared on her TV show as expected, shedding enough tears to inundate Boracay island, and declared that She would stand by Her Very Famous Basketball Player Husband.
As far as I’m concerned, he was just getting his rocks off. Men are like that, with so much excess sexual energy. Of course, The Ladies will hang Me for saying this, but it really doesn’t mean that just because your husband or your boyfriend had sex with another woman he’s already betrayed you, doesn’t love you anymore, and is leaving you behind. More often that not, he just wanted to casually taste something new, like a new brand of hamburger or doughnut. Just that. Very often, as His Wife or His Girlfriend, you’re on an unseen but palpable emotional pedestal that He’s not about to knock down. One orgasm with some other lady isn’t going to do it. Perhaps two.
But then, there are also the incorrigible womanizers. Let’s not get into those. We have a lot of devastatingly goodlooking satyrs in the family. Take your pick.
I know I sound amoral and I am. I’ve seen too much in my forty years to be anything but pessimistic, sarcastic, and cynical. Realistic, actually. I am pragmatic like the most intelligent members of my family. We don’t get into morals and analytical whathaveyous. There’s just no time for it.
I think Very Famous Heiress Actress is destined for A Life through which Many Men Shall Pass. Not a Bad Deal really. Look at Elizabeth Taylor and all those other Hollywood celebrities. Very Famous Heiress Actress’ gay friends would kill for such a life. And, surprisingly enough, several other Very Famous Actresses, even those whom we think “have it all”… *wink*