I always have a good laugh whenever I remember the story of two prominent, young Filipinas who had a memorable lunch at [ Enrique Zobel's ] the Campton Place hotel in San Francisco…
Both of the young ladies had weight problems because they liked to eat. But one of them had it worse than the other.
After the nice lunch, the bigger young lady could not rise from her chair. It was not because she was full, which she was, but because her Rubensesque figure had partially enveloped the chair.
The captain waiter had to call the maintenance department of the hotel. A carpenter came to the scene and to the rescue of the bigger young lady. He sawed the chair off her!!!
That story is really one for the books!!! *lolsz!*